May 2012
April 2012
when there are like six hot girls talking to you at dinner and you look to me smile, make a face, and i'm just like
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It almost feels like a joke to play out the part
When you are not the starring role in someone else’s heart
You know I’d rather walk alone, than play a supporting role
- Me: It's almost summer! I can't wait until the next Harry Po...
- Me: Oh...
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me:
- Me: *sobs*
- Friends: ...
- Me: I'm not crying. I just cast aguamenti on my eyes.
i might have gone to bed at 10 last night… me all day:

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
lolsoaccurate
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